Mr Bonesaws checkbook calls the shots

BT sport has been flogging the Spanish super cup Classico for over a week. But for all the hype they never got around to telling us the match would be played, not in Barcelona or MAdrid but in Saudi Arabia! What the die hard ultras made of this little boondoggle in the desert we were not told but the direction of travel couldn’t be clearer. For despite their one hundred thousand capacity football stadiums the facts are that Mr Bonesaws chequebook calls the shots. So it is with the football as well as the F1 circus not to mention little Justin beeber and of course the golfers. Where will it end?

Maybe when the oil runs out. Even as the euro super league dream died on its feet last summer the Spanish and Italians were holdouts no doubt seeing the proposal as their get out of jail card for their appalling financial mismanagement of their clubs. Meanwhile back at the ranch Bojo is still in office but alas no longer in power as the never ending scandals erode his authority. The race to succeed him is already in full flow the front runner being the ridiculous Elizabeth Truss. Lizzie who is foreign Secretary took on the brexit talks following the resignation of Frost.

Her first threat was to article sixteen of the agreement in relation to Norn Iron. (Ulster) This was of course nothing but shameless electioneering as Lizzie knows that in order to seize the prize she must carry the crazies on the right. These would be the brexiteers and nationalists and a host of other lunatics besides. I’ll have to leave out the blanks for the moment on the Epstein /maxwell saga due to time constraints but the real story is not revealed. Happy new year to all concerned!