No wonder poor Cork can’t win at gaa

So Morcambe (a genuine shithole in the northwest of England) went down to play spurs in the third round of the FAke cup. Unsurprisingly they took the lead and held it forcing Conte to call the big guns on. Anyway spurs turned it round in the end but the eye opener was when the beeb did the post match interviews. The manager is plainly from Cork and to make it better when they spoke to the centre back who scored the goal he also plainly hailed from the environs of gurranabraher or as we call it gra na brathair. So it’s no wonder poor cork can’t win at gaa. All the lads are playing soccer for Morecambe!⚽️